teamrocketing:

mom: so how do you know this person?

me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*

(via greenteaelf)

saddestblogger:

when the only friend you have in a certain class is absent

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(Source: saddestblogger, via gnarly)

toocooltobehipster:

"hey can i look at your phone?"

"yeah one min"

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(Source: toocooltobehipster, via hi)

send me ur nudes and i’ll tell u if i’d date u

(via cunt3r-parts)

myheadisloud:

when you’re getting head and there’s some dogs nearby and you get to watch a guy doing a sick wheelieimage

(via austincarlile-ismysavior)

gnny:

the thing about living in australia is there’s always some weird animal making some fucked up noise outside your window

(via hellocorncob)